Thursday Giggle

I don't know where the husband found this gem, but this is my shower faucet.

They only left out one detail about water pressure. In the lower portion of the ice cold region, the water pressure is reasonable for taking a shower. As the faucet gets closer to the useful temperatures region, the pressure gets lower and lower. Once the faucet is actually within the useful temperatures region, the water pressure is merely a hefty trickle.